13 4 / 2014

13 4 / 2014

myuncreativeurl:

Why did I just watch this like 20 times lol

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13 4 / 2014

blackfashion:

GQ October 2012
Editorial here.

blackfashion:

GQ October 2012

Editorial here.

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13 4 / 2014

success-is-my-goal:

hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

This is the worst/best post in tumblr I swear

success-is-my-goal:

hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

This is the worst/best post in tumblr I swear

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13 4 / 2014

Kerry Washington + personal photos

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13 4 / 2014

I will teach you to control this, Alex. 

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13 4 / 2014

badpeopleanonymous:

tomato-hombre:

ask-me-why-i:

the-spinning-teacup:

I want to have Edna’s confidence

The thing is, she needs to be confident. She needs to be THE BEST so that the tragedies of her past don’t happen again. Why “No capes!”? She made those outfits. Her outfits are the reason that competent heroes died. She needs to be better than she was, better than she is, so she sets those standards for herself.

excuse u who gave you permission to give me emotions over edna mode

I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.

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13 4 / 2014

lumos5001:

mymomfoundmy:

image

No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 

you must be fun at parties

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13 4 / 2014

edgarallenglow:

public school in a nut shell

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13 4 / 2014

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

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13 4 / 2014

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13 4 / 2014

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13 4 / 2014

I’m watching RHOA and yall I cannot with Peter and Kenya ganging up on Porsha about (key word) HER marriage like yall muthafuckas wasn’t there so pull up a chair and have a muthafucking seat!

Like forreal forreal. Peter you don’t know shit b/c your ass cannot keep a business open for more than a minute. Kenya you don’t know shit b/c bisshh you ain’t never been marriage in life every! Shit your ass couldn’t even a ring outta your for-hire-boyfriend last season.

So with all that being said i’m going to need for Peter and Kenya to stfu and have a several damn seats.

13 4 / 2014

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

faygoconnection:

i was helping a friend with spanish homework and wasn’t sure if we had a word for strip club and now i’m laughign REALLY hard

for my non-spanish speaking followers
necesito dios: I need God.
Iglesia: Church
Donde esta la iglesia?: where is the church?

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

faygoconnection:

i was helping a friend with spanish homework and wasn’t sure if we had a word for strip club and now i’m laughign REALLY hard

for my non-spanish speaking followers

necesito dios: I need God.

Iglesia: Church

Donde esta la iglesia?: where is the church?

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13 4 / 2014

ratchetatat:

dynastylnoire:

fortheloveoftrilll:

heru-degaude:

By this logic, Black folk aren’t lazy, we just don’t want to work for a country we already made.

^^^^

the doors of the church are now open.

OH WOW

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